Please take a moment to meet our guests of honor.
Dog of Honor: Walter
Walter is the man of the house, and a very handsome man at that. Walter takes his role of taking care of Alyssa very seriously and supervises her daily, as he does not believe Justin can do it. He enjoys napping, barking at the dark, enacting crowd control as the ‘fun police’, going to bed at 8p, and looking lovingly into Alyssa’s eyes while she rubs his neck fat before bed. He is a very affectionate man and loves to howl any chance he can. Walter loves a good treat, especially broccoli and chicken. He asks that you don’t throw treats to him- he’s not great at catching them before his sisters eat them. Walter wants everyone to know that he does love Justin, he’s just his second choice. Someday, Walter hopes to pursue a career in public service and believes he would make a great politician. Make sure to vote for him in the next election.
Dog of Honor: Wendy
Wendy splits her time as the resident bed girl and security officer. Wendy takes her role of napping in between security incidents very seriously. Wendy functions as the security alarm to inform us of a dog (or the neighbor cat that teases her endlessly) having the audacity to be outside, and of plastic bags or watermelons that look suspicious. She enjoys going back to bed after breakfast, going on runs with Alyssa, laying on the couch with Justin, sweeping the house of any crumbs, being SUPER FAST when chasing her ball, and any stuffed animal that resembles a hedgehog. She sometimes can be a little hesitant around new people, but she’s quick to warm up and very sweet. Wendy loves anything edible, but her stomach doesn’t love cured meats. Someday, Wendy hopes to pursue in a career in eating. She doesn’t care where or in what capacity, she’d just love to get paid to eat.
Dog of Honor: Willow
More like dog of dishonor. We’re not sure if Willow is a dog, or a robot/alien sent to survey the human race and report our secrets to other live forces. Dog or otherwise, Willow is the house manager and takes her role of bossing everyone around very seriously. Willow believes that a house run on her schedule will be the most successful. Willow carries out her managerial duties by barking at everyone when she feels her needs have not been met, resting her head on her humans to effectively manipulate them to work more hours for her, and watching her subordinates from the staircase for a better view so she can accurately rate their performance evaluation. If she worked in an office, she would be HR nightmare. She often believes that her strong leadership style makes her immune to consequences. Willow enjoys invading everyone’s personal space, turning her head when spoken to so she can try to get her way, and relentlessly bothering her brother Walter. Willow believes everyone is here for her and wants her to be in their face at all times. She is very sweet and enjoys being held like a baby. As for snacks, Willow is a fan of anything edible. Someday, Willow hopes to pursue a career in modeling. She really knows her angles and the camera loves her.